TO: Glad Consumer Services
DATE: 03.13.08
Hello, I was walking through a parking lot yesterday and noticed a small 1.5"X1.5" ziplock bag on the ground with Batman logos all over it and it got me thinking. This would be great for selling crack. It's small so one could put just the right amount of rock in there without wasting a big bag. Plus it has Batman all over it, so kids know that it's for adults only, because everyone knows that the dark night is just for grown ups. Then I got to thinking about other uses for this tiny bag. Individual grapes. Salt. Pepper. Three peanuts. The parts of a pencil eraser that come off after a furious erasing session. THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS (as long as it's not bigger than an inch and a half square).
Anyway, I'm not sure if this is a GLAD product. But you guys should look into it for the six uses it is capable of.
THE RESPONSE...
March 14, 2008
Mr. C S Riggins
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Seattle, WA
Dear Mr. Riggins,
Thank you for contacting Glad. We always appreciate hearing from our consumers.
The product that you mentioned is not manufactured by The Clorox Company. Therefore, I am returning your original letter, and I suggest that you ask your retailer for the address of the company that produces this item.
Again, thank you for contacting us.
Sincerely,
{REDACTED}
Consumer Response Representative
Consumer Services
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"Oh, excuse me... Crack head, can you tell me who makes those Batman crack baggies that your delicious delicious crack comes in? Thanks."
yeah right Glad. I'm going to get right on that.
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Hmmm, I wonder who makes them then?
Good question. I looked for a good ten minutes and found lots of vendors on ebay, etc... but no one listed a manufacturer.
they are Apple brand baggies , fetpak.com there are hundreds of other companies that sell the apple baggies it must have an apple logo on the outer bag thats when its official
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