USPS - No reply

A Letter Sent to USPS 05.14.08. Never got a reply, although they stated that I would receive a reply within 48 hours. I've hit a dry spell!


Does the mailman have a key to the lobby of every apartment building in the city? Just wondering, because he gets in here somehow. Does he have to sign something that promises he won't do anything creepy? What if he was selling copies of the keys on the black market? I've heard that it's really hard to fire a mailman. Does selling black market keys qualify as a fire-able offense? Does anyone ever ask if the mailman can help them open a jar or hold down their cat while they clip her claws or something? I mean, he's in there right? Might as well pitch in if it doesn't take too much time. I'd help him out, sheesh.



Also, I was thinking about writing to NASCAR suggesting that they put traffic lights on their racetracks to make the race a little more interesting? Any thoughts on that? I think they should also throw a dog out in the street and install some potholes too. Or maybe just have the race in downtown Seattle. Make them try to take a right turn on 4th and Pine during rush hour. You know what I'm talking about.

One more thing. I read somewhere that if you take the barcode and return address from one of those bulk mailings and tape it to a box filled with bricks, the post office would ship it to the return address and make them pay for it. I this true? That would be awesome because you guys would make some serious bank if everyone started doing that.


Later, holmes.


For some reason, I never got a reply. Maybe it got lost in the tubes.

Thx to ohsoretro for the picture.