Titacts - Patent Pending

Sent 6.26.08 to Acuvue, 1-800 Contacts, and Bausch & Lomb. As of today, no replies. This copy went to Acuvue...

Hello Mr Vue. I'd like to tell you about the new product I have created which is intended to be a great equalizer in the office.

Everyone knows men are notorious for letting their eyes wander while conversing with the opposite sex. Whether it be the secretary, the typist, the telephone operators, or even the maids, men seem to always gravitate to the breast.

Well, I'm here to raise the bar, my friend. I've created a way to keep men focused on the eyes of the people they're talking to. I call them Titacts (Patent Pending). See below for a shot of our celebrity spokesperson.




Let me know if you want to mail me the checks, or if you want to deposit them directly into my account. I would also consider stock compensation and 10% on the back end with an option for all sequels and merchandising.

By the way, I'm also working on device that allows you to shave your face and brush your teeth at the same time... Let Johnson & Johnson know I'll be in touch soon!