FauxFu

12.22.07

TO: http://www.house-foods.com/contact_us.html

Hello Mr. Foods, I am delighted to tell you about the latest invention from CSR Consolidated called FauxFu(TM)! As the word leader in tofu manufacturing and distribution, I'm giving you the first chance in being a part of this endeavor.

FauxFu (TM) is made from all natural hot dog meat and will be huge in the American South markets owing to their general distaste for non-meat based foodstuffs.

Please contact me and my associates so you can know where to start sending the checks.

Yours in deliciousness,

The response...

Thank you for cotacting [sic] us.

Although it sounds interesting, we do our own product development.

We appreciate your interest in House Foods.

[Name Redacted]
Consumer Affairs