I sent this one to Benny Hinn Ministries on Feb 14th, 2008, but never got a response for some reason...
Dear Brother Hinn,
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I would like to purchase a case of your tanning cream. You see, I live in the heathen city of Seattle Washington amongst the gays and the Japs and because of this blight, God doesn't allow the sun to shine upon the righteous. I hear that sitting in a tanning bed can often lift the spirits when faced with such gloom, but I don't want to catch the aids or the cancers. I am praying that using the tanning cream that gives you that lustrous glow will lift me out of my wintertime sadnesses.
Cameron Scott Riggins, III
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You're going to hell. Once you are there you will be nice and tanned.
Easy Cory.
Let this guy think what he wants. Lets face it, the sort of "faith healing" that Benny Hinn claims and sells isn't always a reality. Lets just hope that Cameron doesn't base the his idea of Christianity of off Benny Hinn, because in many cases Hinn is a Wolf in Sheep's clothing.
Kind of the most amazing letter ever - - - I don't understand why you didn't get a response?
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