It is rumored that Democratic Vice Presidential Nominee Joe Biden (D-DE) is a covert agent of Hinduism. The news comes on the second day of the Democratic National Convention that when Senator Biden was in Elementary School in Scranton Pennsylvania he was registered as a Hindu, although no such registration was required by the state at that time.
This story has been circulated by Sri Lankan Italian restaurant owner Raavi Ravioli.
This rumor comes on the heels of Biden's recent slight toward Indian-Americans on C-SPANs normally unwatchable series "Road to the White House"...
"you cannot go to a 7-Eleven or a Dunkin' Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent."
This quote is now seen as an effort by the Senator to distance himself from the appearance of being a non-christian, which was made illegal by the Bush Administration in 2003 without anyone noticing.
It is also being rumored that potential Secretary of Defense General Wesley Clark is a secret Zoroastrian.
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I'm starting to think you made this up.
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