TapeWow (TM) Copyright Infringement?

ShamWOW????

"My intestines are riddled with thousands of tapeworms!"

Sounds like a sham, indeed. I think Billy Mays is behind this blantant infringement on my right and the rights of The Bohannon Institute of Trademarks (TM) to freely and opleny market fake products.

(EDITORS NOTE: While typing this expose, Billy Mays possesed my television pushing "Fix It" ("now the scratch has met its match"))  The author hereby retracts all statements listed above.

"I'm inside your mind, fixing your scratches"