25 September 2008

McCain Looks to Postpone Algebra Test

DIARREAH!!!

CLEARWATER FL: The John McCain Campaign announced early Thursday morning that it would seek to postpone that day's algebra test due to a tummy ache.  A spokesmommy also requested that other students suspend studying until the Republican Senator can convince his study group to come to a consensus  on the issue of fractional exponents.  

The Obama campaign confirmed that it would show up for school and take the test, because "he has known about this test for 3 weeks and has studied accordingly". 

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