A letter to Arkansas' NBC News

To:
Sent: Tuesday, October 01, 2002 6:31 PM
Subject: Gnus


Did you ever think about making Gnus read the news. I think it would go a lot better. They can probably read better and aren't as ugly.

Also, why don't you just say "There's a 50% chance of rain". That way you'll always be right because either it will rain, or it won't. Instead of consitently [sic] being wrong. Wouldn't that be nice.

Chainsaw Riggins, Meatier-ologist

The Response...

[Name Redacted]
Subject: Re: Gnus
Date: Tue, 1 Oct 2002 22:49:11 -0700

Thank you for your input, Mr. Riggins.