TapeWOW! (TM)

Date: Thu Oct 2, 2003 6:13 pm



Hello Mr. Fast,

My name is Chainsaw Riggins and I represent the Bohannon Institute. I'd like to let you be the first to know that we have developed a new product that will sweep the dietary supplement industry by storm.

The product is called TapeWOW! (TM) and it's due to be introduced into the market for the Christmas Holidays. We expect HUGE numbers by early spring.

Let me explain TapeWOW! (TM). By using the special powers of the Hymenolepis Nana (sometimes known as "tape worm") you will see the pounds and inches melt away like a delicious Slim Fast candy bar locked inside your car on a hot day (Oh no, and my baby is in there!). The TapeWOW! (TM) slogan... "Now you're eating for TWO!". We've considered changing it to "WOW, you're eating for TWO!", but the jury is still out on that.

And just think Slim, IT'S ORGANIC!

From our labs in rural Arkansas, we have built up a stock of nearly 50 million Hymenolepis Nana embryo for the TapeWOW (TM) product. And we have been mixing them with your Slim Fast Strawberry shakes. Just one healthy TapeWOW! (TM) shake every morning for 4 months with a hearty lunch and dinner(s) and I have lost so much weight that I get to stay in bed ALL THE TIME! I don't even have to walk! That's what kind of success a person who has lost as much unsightly pounds and inches as me can expect to look forward to when they begin the TapeWOW! (TM) amazing diet!!!

Anyway, I know you're busy so I'll get to the point. All I need from you Mr. Fast, is distribution for TapeWOW! (TM). For this, I am willing to split profits 69.65/30.35 (for tax purposes).

Let me know what you think!



Sincerely,

Chainsaw Riggins
CEO of Marketing
The Bohannon Institute


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